Saturday, Oct. 30th: while several important things were happening elsewhere in the city of Amsterdam, for zombies the Kattenlaan was the place to be. Around 13.30 tenths of zombies came out of their graves and started the one and only official Big Blond Partij Voor de Vrijhaat (Party for Freehate) Zombie March.
The first part of the route was in the Vondelpark. Thanks Clown god we passed the first police checkpoint in the parc controlling if we were walking the way we really should walk. We did! Zombies always follow the rules like all half death people do! Aaarghhh!!!
With great rhythms of the Zombietistas we walked in the extreme right direction, screaming lines like "Blond Rules!", "Eigen Zombies First!" ("Own Zombies First!")and: "What do we want?" - "Hate!" - "When do we want it?" - "Now!"
"What do we want?"- "Fear!" - "When do we want it?" - "Now!"
The energy was allright: "There ain't no party like a right wing party!"
There were a few very short speeches on our way which made clear we don't need solutions to solve problems: "We need problems! more hate! more fear! We should follow a party without internal democracy, we should follow a Leader, a Blond Leader! A Wild Leader, f***ing Wild.. Wilders!"
Next to it: ministers in the new Dutch government shouldn't have 2 passports, like that one from Sweden! Stop the Scandinavisation of the Netherlands! stop the threat of increasing numbers of imported knäckebröd!
Keep fear alive: No more Scandinavian ministers!
The march through Max Euweplein, Nieuwe Spiegelstraat, Herengracht, Vijzelstraat, Muntplein, Amstel, waterlooplein was great. People reacted positively, smiled and understood everyone should be blond and have blue eyes! Most of the people liked us while we are extremely scary; sometimes we freezed our movements, sometimes we ran, usually we hobbled. Around 15.00 we arrived at the manifestation against xenophobia at the Jonas Daniël Meijerplein: for PVV zombies the ultimate enemy where they preach people should have tolerance and respect... People should live together...
For PVV zombies a good reason to die near the statue of the Dokwerker and after a while resurrect, make a final round through these people of different colours and background and then of course escape!
Walking in the direction of the Utrechtsestraat a police van followed the zombies. It was wonderful! Finally we felt safe! We passed a bookshop where we saw a magazine with Geert on the cover! Spontanious we all fell on our knees to thank and to worship our beloved Wild Blond Leader!
He, the One who spreads the Message of Hate and Fear inspired us to walk back home, a long and beautifoooool route to the graves where we came from. Home Sweet Zombie Home. It feels so good to die again!
Aaarghhh!!!
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